Livejournal can be good

Sometimes, you find gems in livejournal icons. I've seen this with a few different accounts, so I don't feel bad transcribing it here:

• “Your stupid”? My stupid what?
  
• Your throws of ecstacy send me into throes of amusement.
  
• You can defuse a bomb. But diffusing it might be a bad idea.
  
• Your is not mine. You’re means you are.
  
• Thru is only a word if you’re referring to getting a hamburger in your car.
  
• Per se means of itself. Per say is only how you pronounce it.
  
• Fire is fiery. Burn all misspellings.
  
• A horde is a large group of people, often unruly. To hoard is to gather, and often references dragons.
  
• Et cetera does not abbreviate to ect., ecc., or et. Etc.
  
• E.g. means for example, and i.e. means that is. I.e., always be correct.
  
• You should definitely spell definitely definitely.
  
• If you had a d, you wouldn’t deserve congratulations.
  
• A lot is two words. Allot means to distribute.
  
• Never enter your pin number on an atm machine. You could get the HIV virus.
  
• If you really did have baited breath, you would smell rather fishy.
  
• Rouge is a colour. A rogue isn’t.
  
• I before E except after C, or when sounding like a as in neighbour and weigh. Unless it’s weird.